THE STYX CUSTOMER REVIEWS & 'VOMIT-O-METER'!!!
Since introducing Matt White's The Styx to the unsuspecting public,
we couldn't help but notice the unusual levels of queasiness & general
feelings of nausea reported by readers when immersed in the novel.
This
could be due to an unhealthy breakfast that morning or a particularly vigorous
night on the tiles the night before....or, it could be due to some of the most
nasty scenes of violence ever to be found in one book!
Whatever the
cause, you can't help noticing the widespread unease the book's creating around
the tummy area!
It's becoming apparent that the book may require a
Government Health Warning, so we've decided to create THE STYX VOMIT-O-METER to
register customers "ill-health" whilst reading the book!
We've also
included some customer feedback so you can see for yourself the reaction from
discerning readers.
If you experience any symptons of vomiting when
reading the Styx or you'd like us to post your own feedback to Matt, then
please feel free to use the form provided at the bottom of this page. Matt
would love to hear from you!
Happy reading........
CUSTOMER REVIEWS:-
"What a classic!.....I physically retched at one of the scenes. Can
you believe that!" - Michael, Manchester (yes, we can! - Editor)
"I am
loving your book, every single second of it" Lauren, San Carlos
You have
a great imagination & an ability to describe the interaction between
people, their thoughts & relationships with great perception. You have a
skill at describing scenes with such detail & reality it had me trying to
cover my eyes - like watching a horror film if you know what I mean." - Janis,
Kent
"You're one sick puppy" - Adrian, Somerset
"I've just
finished chapter 4 its f'ing hilarious.....I'm creasing up out loud in the
terminal" - George, on his way from Cyprus
"Seriously dark" - Lee,
Liverpool
"***** (5 stars) Very black comedy.......Hurry up with the
next one pleeeeeease!" - Jane, Kent'
"Finished reading The Styx late
last nite, couldnt put it down. F'in excellent book. Congratulations. well
done." - Matthew, Essex
"If you love horror you will love this book. I
highly recommend it to everyone, even the ones who thought horror was not their
cup of tea. The twist & turns of each & every chapter leave you craving
for more & hoping this book will go on forever. An excellent story from an
excellent author. I am anxiously awaiting the next book." - Lauren (again!),
San Carlos
"This has everything you could want from a horror book &
more, loads more." - Tim, Manchester
"The only way to stop Hermes is by
Crane.....castrating Zeus??...I still can't get past this bit." - Janis
(again!, getting seriously surreal!)
"I have just finished reading The
Styx, it's a brilliant Horror book, I am now waiting for the next Matt White
novel." anon, Myspace
"The Styx read it everyone" - Emma,
London
If you experience any symptons of
vomiting when reading The Styx or you'd like us to post your own
feedback/review to Matt, then please feel free to CLICK HERE & fill out the simple form
provided.
Matt would love to hear from you!
Recommended
Book:-
Matt White's
ThE STyX
Paperback (230mm X 150mm - 429 pages)
Price: £12.99 (+ £2.75
P&P)
'Signed' Copy:-
We've managed to secure a limited
number of
authentic 'signed' copies of The Styx.
Exclusive to
Let's Go Retro!
(signed by Matt in person, by hand).
Price: £17.99 (+
£2.75 P&P)